audigago:

And that is, to set the curve in one of my classes in college …and it so happens to be in Physiology lol! YAY! 

Arteries are red.

Veins are blue.

Dear Anatomy, 

I’m beasting through. 

Endless nights of memorization,

Of muscles, bones, and segmentations.

Not only that, but quite a few,

Concepts, origins, and insertions too!

I studied your cells, organs, and tissues,

Along with their functions, locations, and issues.

There was the mitochondria, ribosomes, and nucleus too,

I don’t want to name them cuz it’s insane if i do. 

Then came the bones, ligaments, and SKELETON

Followed by the dissections that felt like Gelatin! 

Along came the tendons and the muscle,

UGH, that segment made me hustle!

From the occipitalis to the gastrocnemius, 

Dang, those things made me call upon Jesus. 

Then came the brain and it’s subdivisions,

Like the Occipital for visions, and frontal for decisions.  

What’s the brain without it’s nerves?

Spinal cords, roots, mater, and curves?

Nothing I say, they’re important too!

It controls your thoughts and even you!

How can I forget the beating heart, 

It gives us life from the very start!

It has it’s chambers: artrias and ventricles

As well as valves about the size of nickels! 

Never lose track of its rhythmic rate…

P…..Q…R…S…..T…or its too late! 

The heart’s a handful, but it’s that great,

It’ll even be meaningful with true love’s fate!

But what’s the body with out its hormones

Like progesterones and testosterones.

I learned much more, but this is already a handful,

Imagined if I named ALL it’ll be a page full!

So i’ll end here, and probably study more…

Yes, that’s right, I’m anatomy’s whore. 

=]

Anatomy Finals tomorrow!!!!

audigago© 2010

Acids turn red.

Bases turn blue.

But I have to say, that I hate you.

You lead me on, you made me wonder,

You frustrate me and made me blunder.

I balanced you and I equated you,

I studied your bonds til the night turned BLUE!

I memorized your structures AND your angles,

But all you did was left me in tangles.

You made it seem so realistic and true,

Thinking our relationship was like an Ionic bond too!

But I guess you’re the acid and i’m just the base,

Where I’m the weak and you’re the strong pH.

You’re more attractive, and I take in who ever,

You think i’m dumb, but f**k…I am clever!

I must admit that our relationship suppresses and depresses,

But heck your ass just made me stronger.

I thought we’d make it through

but you know what F**K YOU!

I will tell you this,

And I will tell you now.

F**K YOU CHEMISTRY, (cause you know what?)

I’m gonna pwn you, just you wait and see.

**Dedicated to UC Berkeley’s Chem 1A course. 

***I’m sorry for those who haven’t taken chem…you’ll get what i’m trying to say when you take it!

**** Sorry for the profanity, it was just furious hahaha!

audigago© 2009

It’s been two years.

Back then, EVERYTHING mattered. The materialistic things. The clothes. The STRESS!!!

Stressin about the stupidest things, and caring about the most insignificant matter. 

Two years ago, I was diagnosed with a heart disease known as Cardiomegaly (enlargement of the heart).  My heart was HUGE, metaphorically of course, but it came to a point where it was physical.  Doctors warned me it could be fatal, and that the slightest STRESS could cause my heart to rupture.  Basically, an enlarged heart causes improper blood flow (it takes time for blood to go into the heart and out the aorta). A slight rise in blood pressure could cause a rush of blood into my heart, and if that blood cannot make it out of the aorta in time…tick-tick bye-bye.  

Of course I was scared to death, because i was like a ticking bomb! and that “bomb” could of exploded and ended ME anytime it wanted to! But anyways, let’s not get too dramatic (because duh, i’m living and telling you this miracle).  

The biggest lesson I learned from that was not to stress about the stupidest and most insignificant things.  That probably explains why i dress “ghetto” now, or why my clothes don’t match, or why i really don’t care about what people think of me, or why i joke around too much and don’t take things seriously, or even laugh when people make fun of me. I have bigger things to focus on and stress about. 

…My life is not worth ending just cuz of some stupid stress!!! 

Sometimes, it takes God’s miracles for us to realize the obvious. 

1) My shield

2) My strength

3) My Portion

4) My Deliverer

5) My Shelter

6) My Strong Tower

7) My very present help in time of need

8) My GOD!

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